Diverticulitic Dalliances and Diversions

• WHEN GRIFFINS RULE
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  A small part, but nevertheless an essential and therefore crucial part, of medieval Genoa’s identity involved their sailors imitating the griffin’s ability to sustain itself with food harvested from the waters.
• HOW A GENTLEMAN TALKS DIRTY
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  “Some gentleman you are!” she said. The anger was palpable, the sarcasm thick.
  I wilted. My forward member went flaccid as a dead sponge. I would have groveled had she given me the chance.